words // Nick Engvall

Dirk Nowitzki helped us kick off the NBA season with our Sneaker Watch Comedy Edition back in September with an odd choice for his media day outfit. Thankfully, he didn’t make any changes in profession, despite his apparent desire to spend more time in the kitchen. Since we’ve followed the NBA season all year in our Sneaker Watch posts, helping to identify what basketball shoes are being worn by the guys on the court for fans of the game, it seems only appropriate that we finally give the fans themselves some recognition. Especially considering how much effort they’ve put in during the stretch run of the playoffs.

After all, the NBA is about the fans right?

 

Because "The Hoff" is always relevant...anywhere...anytime.Because “The Hoff” is always relevant…anywhere…anytime.

They say everything is bigger in Texas. It's true.They say everything is bigger in Texas. It’s true.

James Harden mesmerizing his teammate Thabo Sefolosha.James Harden mesmerizing his teammate Thabo Sefolosha.

And now... for something completely irrelevant.And now… for something completely irrelevant.

Everyone was impressed by Dirk's dunk...that guy on the right is just better than us all at staring contests.Everyone was impressed by Dirk’s dunk…that guy on the right is just better than us all at staring contests.

To the lady on the left, the latest Cosmo is more exciting to than Jason Terry's fake flying abilities.To the lady on the left, the latest Cosmo is more exciting to than Jason Terry’s fake flying abilities.

More boots in Texas, but these seem to be made for ballet, not walking.Boots…but these seem to be made for ballet, not walking.

With blue hair and sideburns, pink clappers are must. Obviously.With blue hair and sideburns, pink clappers and swish chaps are must. Obviously.

Nothing shows your dedication to a team more than showing up to a game with a picture...of yourself.Nothing shows your dedication to a team more than showing up to a game with a picture…of yourself photshopped into team photo…with spinners…wearing a gold grill…should we go on?


These boots are made for walking...on the moon apparently.
Finally…boots made for walking…on the moon apparently.

Being a former Cavs fan requires a lot of disguises in Miami.Being a former Cavs fan requires a lot of disguises in Miami.

No, unfortunately this isn't the result of a bet gone wrong.No, unfortunately this isn’t the result of a bet gone wrong.